The first Black Hole was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone so hard they shot into space and ripped through it
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Charlie Sheen – winning; Chuck Norris – won.
Chuck Norris is America’s next top model.
Guinness World Records doesn’t bother putting in records that Chuck Norris has done, because it would be massive
Chuck Norris Is Not Funny.
When Chuck Norris plays hide-and-seek, he yells, “Ready or not, this will hurt a lot!”
And that’s the bottom line cuz Chuck Norris said so!!